last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.