I will reblog this every single time
This is so fucking awesome
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.